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BARRY BLUEJEANS

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@NerdAlert

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Professional Magic Nerd

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"Hey! Uh... This is Barry so...
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[spellslots]

Thanks for bringing me home and putting me in my bed. The pillow fort you built around me is also pretty rad

[alldenim]

Yeah sure! Figured it could go 50/50. You could wake up feeling like a prince or you could wake up thinking you were in a coffin. Win-win.

[spellslots]

Rescinding my fucking thank you now the coffin fact is on the table

This isn't a suggestion for ME but next time we gotta put someone to bed we should tape the pillows to them like some kinda very soft armor

lame dad joke warning

[alldenim]

Yeah, no dice

[ BA-ZING ]

you can't rescind a freakin' thank you. It's in the contract, section I Had Fun for a Change.

... Also that's pretty fuckin' genius, Taako, we're doin' that to Kravitz. Magnus is too easy, your sister will just think it's fuckin' rad.

omg

[spellslots]

I think the fuck I can

Counterpoint and I'm not just saying this cause I do wanna get laid at some point in the next year: Lucretia

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[spellslots]

If Loki asks we totally watched a movie together tonight and also you talked to him on the phone. You gotta do me a solid here, my man

[alldenim]

Wait wait, am I covering up for a murder or something embarrassing?

[spellslots]

[Taako, who's known Barry for over a century, decides to go for the safe bet:]

Murder

[alldenim]

Who'd you murder?

[spellslots]

The less you know the better, my dude

[It's all lies all the time tonight apparently.]

@lightemup

[umbrastaff]

[Oops, looks like she's got a selfie for her babe.]

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[alldenim]

Holy... fuckin' shit, Lup. Makes me seriously wish that I was some kinda poet because then I might actually have a reaction beyond stunned fuckin' silence. You're literally perfect.

[umbrastaff]

You are so fucking amazing, babe. Your stunned silence and goofy face is sweeter than a hundred pages of poetry.

[alldenim]

You tryin' to turn this around on me? That's a no go. Gonna have to put you to a stop to it right there.

[umbrastaff]

Nnnnope. You can't stop me from telling you know just how perfect you are.

@ciscodelamancha | text

[franciscoramon]

[ Mass texts usually aren't Cisco's thing; he likes the individual approach. But in this case, it seems easier to just send this to the whole IPRE gang at once, so there's no need for them to tell one another or ask questions or get confused. He's too numb to worry about wording the damn thing, keeps it short and to the point: ]

hey just wanted to let you guys know
eddie got shot today
he's gonna live but idk how long he's gonna be in the hospital
so i'm gonna be here the next couple days
i know we were gonna do a movie tomorrow night but i probably won't make it
sorry

[alldenim]

Holy fucking shit. You need anything? Some clothes or some food or somethin? Man you definitely need some good pillows at the very least.

[franciscoramon]

i'm okay
taako's bringing over some stuff
i didn't think to ask him for pillows

[ Apparently both a grave oversight and a totally rookie mistake. Cisco hadn't been thinking ahead, about his own comfort or what he'll do when he can't stay awake any longer. He'd figured he would just kind of sleep in this chair... ]

never done this before.

[alldenim]

If I catch him before he leaves, I'll give him some. Where was the shot?

[franciscoramon]

thanks

it was two shots in the chest, on his left side

@lightemup

[umbrastaff]

This shitty cough is not going away so I'm deporting your hot ass to Taako's room until I'm better.

@ciscodelamancha | text

[franciscoramon]

[ Cisco is, to put it mildly, hardly feeling his best at the moment, but that doesn't stop him from worrying about his friends. So, the day after Taako tells him about Lup being in a coma, he decides to check in on Barry. ]

taako said lup's been in the hospital
how are you holding up?

[alldenim]

Hey man! I'm okay. It's kinda hard to be too worried when we've died a buncha times already. And she's undead. Sucks not having her around, though.

[franciscoramon]

[ Cisco is glad that Barry isn't worried, at least. He's well used to the whole Starblaster crew's strange and unsettling cavalierness with certain kinds of danger and catastrophe. Even so... he wishes he could help. ]

that's gotta suck a LOT
you can always talk to me if you get lonely
i know it's not the same thing by a long sho t but
idk just wanted to let you know

[alldenim]

Y'know the same goes for you right dude? Yeah, I'm researchin' my ass off to find a way to help her and anyone else wake up but this is tech stuff and still outta my league. If you ever need a distraction...