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BARRY BLUEJEANS

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@NerdAlert

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Professional Magic Nerd

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Comments

[umbrastaff]

Bar you have a mental breakdown making eggs.

...and fuck yes. A hot soak is just what the cleric ordered.

[alldenim]

Well when you live with two amazing chefs for a hundred years!

[umbrastaff]

Baby, you burned spaghetti.

...or was that Maggie?

[alldenim]

No, noodles I can fuckin handle. Kinda. Most of the time.

[umbrastaff]

Atta boy, Barry. One up from Magnus.

[alldenim]

[ He chuckles. ]

Hey, I'll take it. You want me to get you anything on the way home?

[umbrastaff]

Just yourself and your big hands. If you rub my shoulders I'll do your neck.

[ Having your nose in books and papers all day can't be great for mr. slouch. ]

[alldenim]

Aw you don't have to do that. It's my turn to treat you, right?

[ He's not actually keeping score but. Shut up. ]

[umbrastaff]

Maybe I wanna make you into a relaxed cuddle puddle too!

[alldenim]

Challenge accepted. Who falls asleep first?

[umbrastaff]

It's a deal, handsome.