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BARRY BLUEJEANS

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@NerdAlert

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Professional Magic Nerd

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"Hey! Uh... This is Barry so...
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Comments

[alldenim]

Who'd you murder?

[spellslots]

The less you know the better, my dude

[It's all lies all the time tonight apparently.]

[alldenim]

You need help with the body?

1/2

[spellslots]

[Taako isn't sure if he's amused or offended that Barry just accepted this.]

It's cool I got it alllll handled

[spellslots]

[And a few seconds later, after receiving another text from Loki:]

Fuck nevermind the jig is up

[alldenim]

[ Shit. ]

Taako who do we need to hide you from? Where are you?

[spellslots]

[Oh Barry.............

At least this is funny.]

I didn't actually kill anyone, Loki's just giving me shit

[alldenim]

... Fuck you I had a fuckin' heart attack I'm hidin your favorite knife set

[spellslots]

Why did murder worry you? You think I don't know how to hide a body and cover my tracks, I'm not an amateur

[alldenim]

It worried me because you asked for help

[spellslots]

Help lying to Loki, that's like a regular fucking day, I lie to Loki just for shits and giggles