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BARRY BLUEJEANS

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@NerdAlert

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Professional Magic Nerd

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Comments

[alldenim]

Yeah sure! Figured it could go 50/50. You could wake up feeling like a prince or you could wake up thinking you were in a coffin. Win-win.

[spellslots]

Rescinding my fucking thank you now the coffin fact is on the table

This isn't a suggestion for ME but next time we gotta put someone to bed we should tape the pillows to them like some kinda very soft armor

lame dad joke warning

[alldenim]

Yeah, no dice

[ BA-ZING ]

you can't rescind a freakin' thank you. It's in the contract, section I Had Fun for a Change.

... Also that's pretty fuckin' genius, Taako, we're doin' that to Kravitz. Magnus is too easy, your sister will just think it's fuckin' rad.

omg

[spellslots]

I think the fuck I can

Counterpoint and I'm not just saying this cause I do wanna get laid at some point in the next year: Lucretia

[alldenim]

True I don't think your boy can even get y'know... tipsy or whatever. Can he??? He doesn't need to SLEEP...

Anyway, always down for a Lucretia longsuffering sigh, my man.

[spellslots]

Fuck if I know, you've known him longer than I have 🤷

[A funny joke! Not at all a slightly weird situation!]

Did Lup tell you what we're gonna do to her apartment?

[alldenim]

[ He types out a protest because Taako had met him first but then. Oh yeah. That's not accurate anymore. Huh. ]

Lay the sick deets on me, Taako.

[ Look at him trying to be cool! ]

[spellslots]

We're gonna stick every single piece of her furniture to her ceiling :)

[alldenim]

HAHA NICE! You gotta go whole hog. All the stuff on her side tables, the knick-knacks, and then take pictures.

[spellslots]

Fucking thank you for being on the same page, Magnus was all 'let's just do the big stuff' but nah, all or nothing over here

It's gonna be strategically timed when she's on a date cause I wanna cockblock her

[alldenim]

Lame. Magnus, c'mon. It's not his first prank war.

[ But Magnus trying to 'soften the blow' is very on point with his whole MO. ]

Man, you guys are cruel geniuses.

[spellslots]

I'm a cruel genius, thank you very much and she can't get mad about it cause all I gotta do is remind her that she put me in hospital

[alldenim]

She what now???

[spellslots]

Oh lol right
I fought with Lucretia after Magnus showed up without his memories and ended up in hospital cause I'm an idiot

[alldenim]

How the fuck, Taako.

[ Rubs temples... ]

[spellslots]

You ever cast cone of cold while trapped in an abjuration wizard's shield bubble?

Would not recommend it, for sure

[alldenim]

[ What. The fuck. ]

Man you two really did fight, huh.

[spellslots]

I don't do shit by halves, Barold 👏🏽

[alldenim]

That's true. Nothing about you is subtle.

[ Which isn't entirely true but he'll let Taako have it. ]

[spellslots]

I'm glad someone noticed

[everyone noticed]

Anyway we're cool now I guess? I mean not really but I'm over picking fights

[he's Tired]

[alldenim]

I just... had to put that shit away to keep being happy. And she's really turned over a new leaf in the future so that helped. None of us ever really are gonna be.

[ No mention of fully forgiving her, tho. ]

[spellslots]

She could turn over a whole fucking forest and I wouldn't forgive her
But I can't get any space here and it got boring being angry all the fucking time

[by boring he means "exhausting" because even if this is Barry, who gets more honesty from him than most people, he's still not going all in]

[alldenim]

I can't blame you. And getting angry is just exhausting after a while.

[ He's onto you but he won't say it. ]

Long as you're doing okay now.

[spellslots]

Yeah it's cool or whatever, we hung out and got drunk after Rin left and it's been pretty chill since then

[alldenim]

I don't think anything could sum you up more than that whole experience, Taako.